friend

that thing that follows you around and buys you shit, the walking piggybank, friends are shit and hate you but like you because you are bisexual, they are gay and like you, yet they act like donald trum/occasionaly obama.
the shit word for, severe cancer and aids with mental-disease

hi im your friend
you: dies of aids

by tescp May 8, 2019

Friend

I have no idea at all

I don't have friends

by JustSomeVigrin May 13, 2019

Friend

Of course you don't know what a friend is, why would you?

HEY! You got no friends lmao

by Yo Momma Gay May 26, 2019

Friend

A friend is someone who seems to care about you and love you when in actual fact, friends are really your worst enemy in discuse. Having a best friend is torture. All it is, is fighting and heartbreak along with disloyally and a side dish of betrayal. Choose your friends wisely!

Girl 1- "hey bff what ya doing"
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!

by Helena-in-lovexoxo June 2, 2019

Friend

•A friend is someone who you aren't that close with but wanna be closer with, so look at the definition of best friend with the dot infront

You know that girl with the blonde hair, I just became friends with her

by Look for my • June 22, 2019

Friend

Something you don’t have

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no

by No I won’t be your friend July 21, 2019

Friend

Rejection of being in a relationship with you

I see you as a friend
You're a great friend

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019