free balling

When a guy doesn't wear anything underneath his pants/trousers/shorts and he is letting himself hang loose.

My boyfriend wants to look tight in his pants, so he decided to do a little free ballin' and forgot his boxers.

by ErynnGirl19 April 6, 2004

free shit

Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.

Example 1

Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth

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Example 2:

Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!

Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.

by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019

nigger-free

an environment entirely devoid of naggerdom

"well, good thang this is wunna dem-dere 'nigger-free' parties or we be ah-leavin' real quick-like"

by niggrs-r-us December 15, 2011

Free Head

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.

Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH

by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011

stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.

Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."

by Jazjo November 1, 2018

free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.

Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.

by FreeProtein November 1, 2020

free slut

a second girl you get without having to cheat on your first girlfriend because your girlfriend is bisexual and she already is interested in you.

guy 1; hey did you see that chris has 2 girls kissing him

guy 2 ; yea i know he has a free slut

by asian sensation5570 October 23, 2011