Freaky pants

When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.

“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”

by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021

freaky freddie

Woman used strap on on male in anus and then he used it as a lollipop..

Man girl, Billy let me freaky Freddie. Him twice last night.

by SuperfreakBoss August 1, 2017

Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner

Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night

by Perm Papi May 16, 2022

freaky fabulous

a word curated by the MonsterHigh franchise but it mainly is just a word to describe someone extra fabulous

Did you she her outfit she looks freaky fabulous

by moooooooooo- March 26, 2019

Freaky-F

An exaggerated term usually used as if you just woke up in someone else’s body’s

He's managed to switch careers on a Freaky-F

by GorillaWolf2099 January 24, 2021

Getting they freaky on

Wild, hours long, unprotected sex in a cheap motel while using a lot of crystal meth. Kinky but risky fun. Best to not brag about it to coworkers, or your parents.

Joe (to his boss): “I heard Bob and Janet was getting they freaky on last night.”
Boss: “Where are they? They’re both fired.”

by Dirtymind 3333 January 27, 2022

Freaky Diana

The sexual act of putting deli meat up your ass for your sexual partner to eat out (Zach)

Diana and Zach Preformed a Freaky Diana last night

by Smeatbeater3000 May 11, 2022