Fortnite

A retarded game kids play because they think they are cool. Kids make fun of you for sucking even though it’s a fucking GAME

Retard: “Your so bad at fortnite kid”
Me:it’s a fucking GAME

by ozwald_copperpot August 15, 2019

Fortnite

A hospital for mentally ill patients

Jim- “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”

Bob- “No, I don’t have anything wrong with me.”

by UrbanDicchead September 2, 2019

Fortnite

A shit game which is worse than slavery and filled with toxic 9 year olds who can't spell and sound like a depressed 40 year old

Retard: I like fortnite!
Everyone else: I hope you die

by ItsHoldz September 3, 2019

Fortnite

A gay person who has nothing to do with their life

Bob " Hi im fortnite"

*Commits suicide*

by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

Fortnite

literal cancer

my grandpa died of fortnite last year

by Ali_Ninja69 September 8, 2019

Fortnite

This is a game that will physically and mentally hurt you. DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PLAY THIS GAME. YOU WILL SUFFER FROM CHRONIC DEPRESSION. THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU FORTNITE PLAYERS, WATCH OUT, LOCK YOUR DOORS, AND HOLD SLEEP WITH YOUR LEGENDARY JHON WICK BODY PILLOW.

Did you know that Ninja got LIGMA from playing too much FORTNITE.

by MinecraftIsCool November 29, 2018

Fortnite

The World of Warcraft of the 2010s. Just like WoW, it has become a smashing success right upon release with a mass following and a polarizing reception from the general public which includes parents, moral guardians, non-gamers, and other types of detractors.

Bob: What is Fortnite?
Jerry: A game that is basically WoW 2.0

by Deadmojo December 2, 2018