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Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.
He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.
by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011
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Wet Stanley

A surpurfluous situation in which a gallon of water and three rings of duct tape are used to defile someone in such a manner that words cannot even describe the horror of the event.
Man1: Wet Stanley!

Man2: Wet Stanley!

Man1: Wet Stanley!

Man1&2: WET STANLEY!!!!

Victim: oh shit
by Wet Stan September 14, 2010
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stanley tech

a school were bare batti man attend
i aint go stanley i might get raped
by dont worry July 13, 2003
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Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
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Ottawa Stanley Cups

10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.
Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original
by Sam Walsh April 9, 2008
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Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
by TonyUCF November 21, 2007
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Stanley Water Bottle

The water bottle all of the popular girls use and have to bring it into every conversation they have in class, and the teacher doesn’t care because they are her favorites. Ages 12-15 usually, half of them are ok while the other half are complete bitches
Popular girl:Katrina has a Stanley water bottle
Everyone else: shut up
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