zute flute

a bong, something used to smoke marajuana or other drugs

He carefully hid his zute flute underneath his seat so the cop wouldnt see it when he got pulled over.

by Jetvan June 11, 2011

nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

by Dickle Stilskin January 18, 2018

Skin-Flute

yo schlong muddafucker

hey roy, wut a long skinflute uve got there

by jimizzle kozizzle June 25, 2005

magic flute

A glass pipe used for smoking crack or meth.

Little Suzie walked in to her mother's bedroom, she pointed to her mom's dopepipe and said,"what's that?"Her mother replied"Honey, that is mommy's magic flute.only grownups can play the magic flute".

by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006

flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

by BSuraci October 27, 2006

douche flute

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004