(N) a speculative argument improvised on the spot, delievered with an agressive authority as to make the other party believe you are absolutely not bull-shitting them.
"Dude, did you catch that flook Billy just pulled in response to my question as to why mites lives on our eye lashes? I totally believed him that it was because our eye lashes produce a sweet nectar that they are attracted to, I mean, he knows everything."
by la reine January 6, 2006
Get the flook mug.1. Any number of ticks that have been pulled off of pets and stored in a rubbing alcohol bottle for several years. 2. The most amazing disco house group to ever have sex with your Mother.
1. "Oh, I see your flock of deerticks is growing! 2. "Word, that flock of deerticks totally did it with my Mom."
by potentially everything, practically nothing February 9, 2005
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Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells
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Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"
by WNN Remote December 31, 2007
Get the Flocking the Tree mug.When Someone is "caked up looking for a flock'a chicken's!", They have a pocket full of money & They're lookin for a specific item. (Generally a drug)
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>> If you call a flock of seagulls
>> a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!
>> If you call a flock of seagulls
>> a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!
by bizook May 1, 2005
Get the a flock of seagulls mug.A malapropism of flood and looking-- driving around taking in all the buildings, items and debris both floating and under water from an otherwise innocuous Cat 1 Storm. This is what people-- including me, did after Hurricane Irene's big butt hit us last week!
Our power was out so we started up the vehicle and went flooking. It was amazing to see our rural county under water!
by Mumsiedogma September 5, 2011
Get the Flooking mug.In a restaurant that is full of hispanics, a floork is a fork that has fallen onto the floor and is put back into use without re cleaning. After put back with the clean silverware, it contaminates the rest of the silverware and all hell breaks loose.
"Aw man, I bet Juan didn't know that he is eating his food with a floork. He probably didn't know it fell onto the floor and Jose put it back with the clean forks."
by Edgar March 28, 2004
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