Feltham

the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.

"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"

by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014

On Fleet

Meaning: on point, like a boss, sexy, relevant (a way to compliment something or someone)

Origin: Autocorrect mistake . Instead of writing on fleek, ON FLEET! Internet took over and turned it into a new catch phrase!

those 13 trashers are ON FLEET

by Fleetest December 21, 2016

felting

The art of making small, usually adorable stuffed things out of felt and embroidery thread. Also may involve the use of googly eyes, buttons, and other miscellaneous objects.

J.P. - "Hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?"
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."

by awkwardfelt December 23, 2008

felt a disturbance in the Force

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.

X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.

by zealot_08 July 8, 2010

feltenberger

A name of a person so ungodly so vindictive you should run out of the room screaming when approached. A surname of someone who only cares about themselves and throw you or there own mother in the mud just to jump on top of them and bury there head further. They are trained manipulators, who spews words out like vile. A true devil in a great looking package but that's why try not to make eye contact. Everything they say should be ignored and you should just back away very slowly, because they will attack you like prey if they sense your fear. one word sums these people up and its called a feltenberger.

girl 1: hey whos that right there he is soooo hot!!!

girl 2: AHHHHH!!!! Run run away protect your self its a FELTENBERGER!!!!!!

by booka89 January 31, 2014

a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.

A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)

by Pezwiltongapa May 16, 2006

Feltch

The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.

After their 'naked lunch', Little Boy Blue Balls and his friend, 'Browny" were ready for desert.Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. "Lil-Boy, nothing like a cool down, after the going down that I just witnessed". "Don't be silly Rex, you know that ice-cream will totally destroy the wonderfull aroma we can all share after I rare-back and let go a 3 alarm FELTCH BELCH!

by j.r. dada March 10, 2007