A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
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"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"
"Flitter botty?"
"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"
"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
"Flitter botty?"
"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"
"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009
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by FunkyB September 30, 2009
Get the flatterrhea mug.The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
Get the Flattering Yet Creepy mug.a woman's vagina, that has extremly long lips that look like they could fly a kite. used as an insult.
by kynukka for life October 17, 2008
Get the fluttertwat mug.When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.
When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?
Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.
Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.
Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
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They then emigrated southward in World War 1 when the men of the family became part of the Royal Marines. This tradition continued into the decades to come.
The most recent Flathers have moved on into Wales where they joined the noblest of the Welsh the James.
This family is known for is kind hearted nature but mind for its women who know what they want and how to get it.
The name Flather has come to be known as pride, powerful, kind and intelligent. There are some flathers known to be clumpsy and flap about but very funny.
They then emigrated southward in World War 1 when the men of the family became part of the Royal Marines. This tradition continued into the decades to come.
The most recent Flathers have moved on into Wales where they joined the noblest of the Welsh the James.
This family is known for is kind hearted nature but mind for its women who know what they want and how to get it.
The name Flather has come to be known as pride, powerful, kind and intelligent. There are some flathers known to be clumpsy and flap about but very funny.
by Molr'ik November 14, 2011
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