1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.
Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
by wallofshame January 26, 2011
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SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
by WhyTF doyou needa know my name? June 26, 2007
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Get the farking mug.The term "Fark" as used to replace the word "fuck" in forums that frowned up the use of curse words was a long time before anyone decided to name a news blog with the term. Drew Curtis, as brilliant as the individuals who support his web site may think he is, openly states this as the reason for naming his site that in the first place which might I add was originaly a URL that went to a picture of a squirrel with enlarged testicles.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.
by camarugala October 20, 2003
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