Flapjacks

A loose fold of skin which hangs from a persons underarm, and will often swing as they move.

"Watch where you're swinging those flapjacks, Arlene. You could hurt somebody."

by Captain Flapjacks July 30, 2012

Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

flapjacks

naked jumping-jacks. usually done to a team-mate while he ties up his laces in the locker room.

Ahhh! dude! stop with the flapjacks before i rip your nades off!

by Wahtever May 21, 2003

FlapJacks

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

flapjacks

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by C.G May 20, 2003

Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

Fapjacks

When a group of men masturbate into pancake mix then cook the pancakes and eat them afterwords.

You boys hungry? We can crank out some fapjacks if you want.

by Craig Dirty March 20, 2017