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Cincinnati Flapjack

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle
Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day
by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020
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the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob
____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared
A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack
by Krytus78 September 20, 2023
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Virginia Flatback

That girl had some of the best virginia flatback i ever had!
by Major.horsecock December 22, 2023
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Bonita flatbacker

It’s when you go upside down and shit in someone’s mouth and then nut in their mouth and then give them a golden shower.
“Yo bro we snuck in some apartments in Chula Vista and there was a party and we gave them the Bonita flatbacker!”
by The slick joker January 20, 2026
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Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.
"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"
by pseupoo July 1, 2025
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