insufferable bollocks filter 

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

insufferable bollocks filter by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016

turn on your filter 

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

turn on your filter by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

facial-fur filter 

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

facial-fur filter by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Minecraft pop filter 

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS

Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl

Minecraft pop filter by Mxsked January 31, 2020

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

Vacuum cleaner filter by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Keyser Coffee Filter 

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter

Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

Keyser Coffee Filter by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022

Using the cat filter 

Using the car filter on snapchat is a secret underground way of saying you want some big booty black men sweating and twerking all over you.

it means that : did you see him using the cat filter? he must want big booty sweaty black men twerking on him .

Using the cat filter by MinionLover446 March 17, 2022