Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.

I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.

by cchat November 21, 2020

bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis

oh bro we did bonk filter

by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020

Filter Fuck

When someone uses so many filters on a photo, it becomes unrecognizable.

Person 1: Dude have you seen my mom's post on Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah I didn't even know it was you until I looked closer, she Filter Fucked that picture.

by F1SHPASTE November 2, 2020

Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!

Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.

by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.

"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"

by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011