ferving

To browse pictures of attractive people (often friends) on Facebook, often in search specifically of scantily-clad images, i.e. to 'perv' on Facebook.

I'm sorry I was late for work - I went on Facebook to check my messages and got caught up ferving over my wife's sister for over an hour.

by OMGITSWEEPINBELL January 2, 2011

Fexting

Fexting is a portmanteau of Feet and Texing. It's like sexting but for people who have a fetish about feet. They send and receive photos by text of feet.

Person 1: I think Jim and Sue have a weird relationship, they were texting photos of their feet all evening?

Person 2: Ah, they were fexting!

by Ivor Fortose May 8, 2011

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011

Fexting

A word used by professionals to indicate their level of interest towards someone. i.e.

John didn't like them and thought: *Oh shit I don't like those people, better whip out my phone and pretend I'm busy texting someone*
He walked past the douchebags by Fexting.

by John. S January 12, 2015

Fexting

Sending someone succulent pictures or descriptions of food instead of a sexy text.

Nachos and chill? #Fexting.

Come over and I'll cook you a huge bowl of chilli, we can cover it with cheese and everything.

by Hazzle Dazzle November 18, 2015

Ferking Twerper

When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.

Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper

by tehMirage January 25, 2016

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016