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Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!
by Joe September 23, 2003
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Gentleman

A man which possesses style and class.
A very sharp dresser - wears a suit, or dress pants and blazer, shirt, mens shoes, and tie or bowtie.
A gentleman is chivalrous in nature and is always well behaved.

A Gentleman knows how to treat a lady with respect. (In the rare occasion he finds one)
Well groomed, with combed hair and a clean shave - 5 o'clock shadows are acceptable after a long day, but a shave is mandatory first thing in the morning.

The Gentleman is falsely believed to be extinct.
More accurately though, they have been driven off by feminists and loud promiscuous women, in the search for women whom possess the style and class to match them.
The few that remain among the general population are more commonly referred to as "Nice Guys".
They're usually disguised as common riff-raff, wearing jeans, sneakers, t-shirts; with facial hair and unruly haircuts, constantly failing to attract or please the opposite sex.
Their self-conduct and interactions with others, usually give them away though.
Very few gentlemen dare dress the part publicly, and conduct themselves accordingly.
This is partly to a rise in fake gentlemen, who knows the dresscode, but have no manners at all and WILL disrespect women.
These fakes are usually rather easy to spot, if you know what to look for.
The before mentioned jeans, sneakers, untucked shirts, and facial hair, in combination with any of the usual Gentleman identifiers, are dead givaway.
"What happened to the Gentleman in todays society? Good men are so hard to find."
by The Real Gentleman December 9, 2014
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Gentleman's Challenge

The act of masturbating in a public restroom, ejaculating into your hand, emerging from the stall, and slapping the nearest person across the face with your jizz hand, declaring "I challenge you to a duel!"
In the name of chivalry, I extended a Gentleman's Challenge towards my urinating opponent.
by Tim "Purple" Hayes January 14, 2007
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True Gentleman

A man who can play the banjo, but chooses not to.
A True Gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but chooses not to.
by jaz03 December 8, 2019
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Gentleman's pounding

To give a woman an especially rough round of sex after having attended/participated in a classy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.
Wow, Rob gave me a real gentleman's pounding after scotchfest last night...
by tigersfan March 29, 2011
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gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops February 21, 2009
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Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.
I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.
by furter9b October 30, 2011
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