Feestwa

A feestwa is a person who is clueless, and outgoing. In their outgoing behavior they have sudden random outbursts that make sense to only them and other feestwas. They have an uncanny ability to confuse and complicate things. Feestwas are usually narrow minded when it comes to their views on life. They frequently call others feestwas in attempt to appear non-feestwish. If you call someone a feestwa, it is likely that you are one as well. The dodo birds in the movie 'Ice Age' would be considered feestwas. Mooks are usually feestwas.

"He's such a feestwa.""Be quiet, you feestwa !" "You're a feestwa !" "No, you are!" "No, you !"...

by yah-man April 12, 2009

feetlander

a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.

Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!

by jameser612 September 15, 2010

feet virgins

New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.

Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?

Guy 2: are they new?

Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.

by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011

feetillatio

feetillatio (n): (1) the feetish act of sucking on a man's toes (aka shrimping); (2) licking the cum off a man's toes

The guy had size 13 feet; I couldn't resist performing feetillatio on him.

by Blaze Johnson November 29, 2014

feet sweep

The act of using your feet to push semen into the drain of a shower after you have masturbated.

"I came a heavy load in the shower today, so I had to use the feet sweep to hide the evidence."

by jaypickey January 11, 2015

feet out

To be the type of person who sleeps on other people's couches meaning you sleep with your feet out because the blankets too short or the couch is too short.

You be sleeping with the guy downstairs on the couch with his feet out.

by PlayaBarbie July 6, 2016

Feeterism

Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.

Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!

by feetqueen November 17, 2017