facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

kacy faucette

a girl that knows how to party and have a good time

she may not be a stick but she can definatly get the guys into her feelings when she is drunk very loveable she is the best kinda friend to have
she definatly got a booty

guy1: "man dude you see kacy faucette over there she hot!"
guy2: "imma have to agree man we should party with her we can hear some deep stuff>"

by evenflobabe April 5, 2010

Facetious

to use 'Humour' as an excuse for being a prick

Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you

Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious

Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive

by Dabetts January 19, 2011

facetious

The word facetious is used exclusively by arts students to describe someone being sarcastic.

Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.

John: I think global warm in is a hoax. Look how cold it is outside!

Sally: John quit being so facetious.

John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.

by Jaykup283 March 18, 2014

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003

fucetola

coach that needs to retire

man coach is old, needs to retire for the good of the team

by K Holt June 12, 2003

facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

by Majongen July 7, 2008