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Fart

A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.
"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"
by Psy October 15, 2006
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to fart

Derived for the spanish phrase "al pedo" it's used when someone does something and gets no result from it
I studied all week to fart because I couldn't pass the test
by Saanxt November 18, 2020
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the fart

the fart is when you the fart
I'm going the fart
by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021
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Farting

Something girls never do. its a proven fact.
Man: Raea just farted.

Well Educated and studied human being: No thats impossible because girls dont fart. Look it up on Urban dictionary- Farting.
by The Only Truthful Human August 7, 2010
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Fart

A nasty smell that's sprayed from the anus
Jake : O Kiersten your hair smells so good and your skin is so soft I could hold you like this forever! (SPLATTT)
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2018
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Fart

smelly, rank gas that is shot out the anus. usually smells like rotten eggs or some unknown heinous smell. also known as blowing ass, passing gas, cutting the cheese and sometimes, SBD, which is the most haggard smelling of all.
by Anonymous October 15, 2006
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FART

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me
by Dave October 15, 2006
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