Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.

Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.

by AeonZeon January 4, 2015

Facebook

the 21st century Homewrecker

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
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"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"

by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012

Facebook

A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.

Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.

by breh breh October 4, 2011

Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018

Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.

Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.

by Brain Bane June 3, 2017

Facebook

A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches

Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?

by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014

FACEBOOK

a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...

dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.

by anki24 February 25, 2012