Failure

Daksh cobra

Failures happen in the dark

by Drugs are good for ur health September 30, 2023

Failure

those things you call children

Failure

by Kian the Moron July 15, 2023

Cascade Failure

When you cough and then shart

Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.

by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Educated failure

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.

Mayor Pete is an educated failure!

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018

nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.

He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011