Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.

Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?

by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if it includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2018

Expensive brother

Someone who is dear to you, and is like a brother, but even more expensive.

Jhon: “Thanks for letting me borrow your car, I left it in the garage with a full tank”

Henry: “for you, expensive brother, anything.”

by pikerpoler October 17, 2018

Expeditor

A person who pushes an employee to get a job done even though they are not said employee's boss or supervisor. They can be very annoying. Most good expeditors are women with a sexy stomach and cute toes. That can motivate most men.

Listen Pam, the job will be done when it's done! I don't care that you're the expeditor.

by # SIP October 13, 2019

benis extendus

a simple spell but quite unbreakable

harry potter waved his dick through the air and shouted "BENIS EXTENDUS"

by roblox rapist June 18, 2019

expense accout diva

(1) Someone who is very cheap but when traveling on business they spend the company's money extravagantly.

(2) Any traveling salesman type in a cheap suit who says "I'll have another double Remy Louis Treehze" at a Marriott Bar.

Chris ran up more than 2,500$ of mini-bar expenses this quarter. Someone oughtta have a talk with that expense account diva.

by -g. September 9, 2003

extended stay

A person who is in or going to prison and has a lot of time to serve.

I got busted 2 years ago for a B and E and got 15 years. I've got a lot of time to plan what I do when I get out. Bro, we're all on extended stay in this place. prison sentence, doing time, prison, conviction, twenty-five to life, criminals, gangs, Mafia, drug cartel

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015