The hottest red head you could ever meet, yet the biggest dork every. Seems shy at first but late at night is a silly goose. He's really silly and really smart. Has the most perfect lips ever and is really tall. Flips his hair a lot and has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Not self-centered and very caring. The most perfect kind of guy you could ever meet in Michigan. Has really big hands and plays halo with his feet. Doesn't eat much and is super skinny. Yet he is the most perfect guy in the whole world.
I love you, Eric. xDDDD
I love you, Eric. xDDDD
by asiancuteness March 19, 2009
Loving dad. May have a drug addiction and might have an alcohol problem. He may die before his kids are fully grown but will always be sad about what he has done to his family so he will always watch out for his family even if he isn't with us. Usually brown hair with brown eyes. He has been through a rough childhood and can't help what has happened in his pass.
by Ilovedavidwinter December 29, 2017
by TheBouch February 09, 2015
A person, typically male that satisfies himself by eating in great quantities and always having hunger. Eric's are usually overweight, but like their size they are big in love and friendship.
by jddrummer March 13, 2010
A mama's boy, who has no friends. He often complains about how he is unfulfilled and does nothing about it. Always follows the rules and therefore has no game because he's a little puss.
by ohloveeeeeeeee. June 30, 2010
Eric always thinks he’s black. He thinks he’s a playboy but he’s really just gay. He’s the perfect gay bff you’ll ever meet.
by Blueberrykiss March 31, 2018
Hypocritical, anorexic roommate who likes boys but tries to pretend he doesn't by constantly surrounding himself with the opposite sex. He even stalks them, but he always chooses the ugliest of the ugly to obsess over thus proving his homosexuality. He also constantly watches VH1 and Brothers and Sisters. It is a requirement for Eric to dress up for the simplest occasion such as eating at the 88. He likes to watch his roommates at night and touch their arm. We hope this is all he touches but we fear it isn't.
Goodness! You're such an Eric, standing over me at night dressed up and watching me with Brothers and Sisters on the TV and your penis in your hand and saying you aren't doing any of that.
I can't believe you locked your door this weekend! You're such an Eric!
You didn't eat any of your sandwich from lunch and left it sitting by the trash can. What are you, an Eric?!!
I can't believe you locked your door this weekend! You're such an Eric!
You didn't eat any of your sandwich from lunch and left it sitting by the trash can. What are you, an Eric?!!
by The Keanu September 03, 2008