In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
by Roland1999 February 28, 2011
An Emergency BacktheFuckup list is the third tier of your emergency contact list formation. First is your Emergency contact list i.e. immediate family/partner, Emergency Contact Backup i.e. close friends and family, then the Emergency Contact BacktheFuckup List i.e. are the people that come through 75 percent of the time 50 percent of the time
Andrea says “ I’m going for surgery on Thursday, your on my Emergency BacktheFuckup List”
Tony says “Why am I not on your Emergency Contact list”
Andrea says “Just kidding dawg, you know your on that top level list”
Tony says “Why am I not on your Emergency Contact list”
Andrea says “Just kidding dawg, you know your on that top level list”
by TWooo January 02, 2023
A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.
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by lawquizox September 30, 2020
Gentlemans Bladder Emergency Slash
by Hola-ole May 14, 2017
A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.
by RoundenBrown December 05, 2019
A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.
Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook
by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022