Eli 

Annoying person that will never be nice to you and he is so mean and he needs to find a life he wants to make friends but he is to miserable for all you girls out there be careful with Eli he is weird 🤮

Eli is weird and he has no friends

Eli by Skshusksb November 16, 2019

Eli 

Eli is super lonely with no friends besides his girlfriend Bradylicious and husband troll. Eli,licious. + he has no life

He's sad inside with Bradylicious it is very sad Eli has no life

Eli by Danny devito January 31, 2020

Eli 

Basically a very good looking boy with a huge shlong!!

Person one “Is that persons name is Eli”
Person two “That would make more sense, he is very good looking”

Eli by Anonymous with big dick May 7, 2019

Eli 

A ex boyfriend that will break your heart to the point that u don’t want to date anymore. He only runs back for attention bc he finally realizes your the baddest bitch out there and he ain’t finna find no one like you . When u finally move on to a happy relationship he tried to run back but your like nooo honey. Akekekek nigga bye. And now he’s all butthurt over u but like where was that nigga when u were hurt over him

Damn do u see that girl hurting over eli omg he is not worth it she needs a tyson 😛😌
#fuckuforhurtingme
#igotamansthatcandobetter

Eli by Saggybutt June 12, 2019

Eli 

The guy that all the girls think is hot and so sweet. All the girls want him and he has a big dick that girls can't resist.

That guy looks like an Eli

Eli by Sbsugvrb April 17, 2017

Eli 

Meme lord. Often makes fun of Marcus loves fortnite and gets angry very esaly

Eli1 can you be any uglier
Marcus1yhea

Eli by Oneboot October 30, 2017

Eli 

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

Eli by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018