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Eli

This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.
guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape

eli: nah bro u aint got the cash
by Lil Oof Dick December 7, 2018
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Eli

A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.
by Rolo2006 May 4, 2016
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Eli

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy
Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting
by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018
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Elis

The perfect one. Doesn't lack in any way. Intelligent, classy, funny, naughty and sexy.

Someone that's always the top 1. A very unique person which is very rare to encounter. Everyone falls for someone like this. An erotic charmer with a competent huge cock. When you find one, keep it and you'll live the best of your life.
He's Elis? Wow, I wanna marry him and have the best life I could ever have.
by CatGrayriona December 19, 2018
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Eli

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.
Eli your so sped.
by Ashy04 December 6, 2018
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Elie

Elie is usually a dickhead that tries to be funny but there not. Tries to be the class clown and is actually really bad at school. He is also known for being dumb and an asshole
There is so many Elies in my class
by Unknownfactsaboutpeepsnames March 23, 2017
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Elis

To be an amazing. Full of love and kindness. Beautiful and humble most sweetest female. Graduated from University of Loyalty and Integrity. Extremely rare and precious.
Oh my goodness cool, that’s Elis!
by MaryGirl November 13, 2019
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