Easter

A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!

Easter doent make any fuckin sense!

by JerZeyCJ March 29, 2010

Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

Eastern Whitetails

Eastern Whitetails is the best outdoor YouTube channel ever made!!

Did you watch Eastern Whitetails latest vidja!!

by CowboyBub June 14, 2018

Easter bunny

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.

He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

easterday

One of the baddest groups around. Can do anything and is just the coolest group of niggas there ever was

Yo have you seen that group of Easterday’s? Their badass niggas

by Niggalas LDN February 28, 2019

easter trail

When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.

"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"

by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019