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Call of Duty 

One of the reasons why you're single
Michelle: Ever wonder why you're single
Dave: Why?
Michelle: Because you play Call of Duty!
Call of Duty by xXxUDxXx September 21, 2016

Call of Duty 

Mike: Hey Jim want to play call of duty?
Jim: Fuck you Mike.
Call of Duty by yzAx November 17, 2016

Booty Duty 

Getting your freak on with a soldier before said person is deployed...
"Damn girl! You sure did your booty duty last night!"
Booty Duty by listen-to-da-b August 17, 2003

Call of Duty: Black Ops 

Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).

The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.
NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!

IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT

NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!

*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 

The only awesome game with the words 'Call of Duty' in the title. Sweet graphics, 50 cals, and golden desert eagles and ak 47s all on one cd.
Pony: Aww shit, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is amazing!

Pony2: Hells yeah! I bet Treyarch is going to come out with a game just like this. Only difference is that it'll be world war 2, they'll patch every single glitch, and it'll have some side game, like a Nazi killing game.

Pony: What a bunch of dickless pricks!

Call of Duty Cracka 

when a cracka plays Call of Duty all the time and doesnt like to play other games. basicaly has no life outside of Call of Duty
Cracka: I love Call of Duty its the best game ever made. I stayed up all night playing it.
Brotha: Dude ur a Call of Duty Cracka