drunken jiberish

Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.

The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.

by jimmybomm July 14, 2022

Drunken Sandy

The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.

"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."

by spectical July 21, 2016

Drunken blumpkin

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.

Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.

by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016

angry drunken skunk

When you're anal fucking a girl with constipation while you're both drunk.

Yo that girl was an angry drunken skunk last night

by Dildoman420 April 14, 2016

drunken weekend

3 glorious days of being drunk off your ass

Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.

by Frattdaddy July 10, 2014

Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

by Roxtards July 13, 2022

drunken pharaoh

A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.

Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.

by RandyDanger April 1, 2017