dookie spookies

An condition resulting from some type event that makes you so scared you shit yourself.

When the prof caught us talking in class, he flicked us off and yelled at us! I was so freaked that I got the dookie spookies.

by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

Dookie Fruit

Pieces of shit stuck on your ass hairs.
Dingleberries.

"Dude, I really got to wash my asshole. I'm growing dookie fruits down there."

by HeXibitt July 24, 2017

fire flaming dookie

a shit that makes your ass burn like hell.

in other words having diahrea in hell

i took a fire flaming dookie and my ass was burning for weeks.

by poopman2424 December 18, 2009

South side dookie

To have a girl sit on your dick while taking a shit.

Did ya hear about Jon? His girl gave him a south side dookie!

by Thenort September 18, 2014

dookie love

To fuck a girl in the ass

Dookie=Anal
Love=sex

hey man ma girl wasnt wet enough so i gave her some Dookie Love.

by donte July 3, 2005

Dookie Surprise

The act of sewing a love partner's rectum up nice and tight just like a wrapped X-mas present. Next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. After this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.

Dookie Surprise Foreplay
You: Baby, do you really need to go yet?
Partner: Yes, I can't hold it any longer!
You: Alright! Here I come!
Partner: *SHIT NOISE X100*
You: Your butt-hole is so tight and smelly my love
Partner: I love you.

by FuraiGuy October 9, 2007