diorpium - understanding what life will bring at a young age, and knowing what will happen so you use that to your advantage throughout life to be loved and live beautiful happy.
i’m successful because i know about DIORPIUM and used it to be happy and make my reality whenever i want.
by diordiordiordior May 8, 2021
Get the diorpium mug.when you are not on the computer, you get a million different track ideas to put on your MP3 player. but when you get on the computer, you either get second thoughts of the tracks you have in mind, or can't think of any.
this music disorder's killing me! i'm wasting my life thinking of 1 fucking song to put on my MP3 player!
by Flipper offer June 21, 2010
Get the music disorder mug.Zach Dior (@ZACHDIOR) on twitter is a very known twitter user known for being a stan of Nicki Minaj and being the King of Stan Twitter. He is also known for rationing and dragging Nicki Minaj’s second fan base BardiGang.
by ThePinkprint April 10, 2021
Get the Zach Dior mug.When one confuses two popular people, places, or things that are complete opposites, leading to a major foot-in-your-mouth moment.
"Jefferson Davis was heavily involved in anti-slave activities while Frederick Douglass was heading the confederacy."-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008
Get the Davis-Douglass Disorder mug.Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.
1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010
Get the Music Player Deprivation Disorder mug.The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.
"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"
by GemZi8 August 6, 2011
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