Grab dick day

14. October is national grab dick day. Grab as many dicks as you can! The boys will love you forever

«Why did you grab my dick!»
«Because it’s national grab dick day!!»

by Russianpower69 October 3, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend

Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

National suck dick day

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.

Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight

Emily: why?

Rachel: today is National suck dick day!

NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12

by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

National dick day

Happy national dick day guys (its national dick day every single day in June) so the people with weiners could do whatever they want with em, they could just shove it up a homeless persons mouth, etc

Nick: "Yo, rick, its national dick day, you GOTTA suck my dick ASAP."
Rick: "Alright bet nick."
😛

by zai >:3 June 10, 2024