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im so drunk

The mating call of the blondes
"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)
by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003
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spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003
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town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
by Lefty May 4, 2005
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pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom July 20, 2008
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Drunkball

a drinking game involving 2 teams of 2, 2 beer cans per team, and a pong ball.
Game is played on a standard beer pong table. One team is on offense, other defense per round. The team that is on offense has a thrower and chugger. The thrower must throw the pong ball towards the other team's cans (placed together) at the other end of the table and hit them. If it is hit, the chugger then must chug his/her own team's beer (one can at a time). The defending team must chase after the ball, and place the ball in-hand on the table and yell "STOP!" Chugger stops drinking once stop is yelled. Teams alternate turns on offense and defense and team members alternate throwing and chugging. A team wins by killing off all their cans.
best played outdoors, as pong balls can travel very far if hit correctly.
"Hey man, let's go play some drunkball."
"Awesome, let me put some shoes on, last game was intense."
by flyer_rob_10 October 8, 2006
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Drunk History

A relatively new series on Comedy Central. People are asked to get completely drunk, and when they are, tell the history of some famous person in history while it is all depicted. The characters in the skit mouth the drunk person's words as they talk, which makes the show funny and unpredictable.
"Carbons and hydrodrons and oxydrons and carbotrons. And that's molecules for ya." - Percy Julian

"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis

"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid

Drunk History is awesome!
by EpicMamo July 9, 2014
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Drunk Boat

A fat chick at the party who's had way too much to drink and takes out her frustration by berating or groping others. Usually accompanied by equally ignorant girlfriends.
"That drunk boat just tried to force a tequila bottle down Jim's throat!"
by RustyNailTermz November 21, 2020
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