Deuce McAllister

The closest competition to Michael Vick's greatness.

184 yds, 2 TDs vs. the Eagles
116 yds, 2 TDs vs. the Falcons

by Dulymus April 29, 2004

deuce-deuce

A 22 ounce bottle of (malt) liquor.

"Gimme a couple dollars so I can bring you back a deuce-deuce nigga!"

by Cecil Beals November 23, 2007

deuce caboose

The deuce caboose is a quite humorus term refering to the toilet and defacating, dropping a deuce.

"Dude, that mexican food went right through me! When I got home I headed straight for the deuce caboose and dropped one, wait I mean two!

by Dustin Crew November 23, 2007

"Deuce Hour"

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m.,that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the shitter, because it's almost "Deuce Hour".

by [e-mail] September 4, 2008

Deuce Deuce

Although commonly misconceived as a .22 caliber gun, a deuce deuce is indeed a handgun. However, it is not .22 caliber. A deuce deuce is an Austrian made Glock pistol model number 22. The Glock 22 pistol fires .40S&W rounds, not .22 caliber.

Noun: Glock 22 Handgun

The deuce deuce was made famous by many rappers and musicians.

"And the deuce deuce in my bubblegoose"
-- Notorious B.I.G.

"About to get loose with the deuce deuce"
-- Ice Cube

"I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car, Oh yeah"
-- Sublime

by Hawk Diggity February 14, 2010

Deuce Coupe

Typically a lyrical reference to a 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe automobile. This auto is the background to Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light" song lyrics that Manfred Mann performed and made sound like "revved up like a douche".

We revved up our Deuce Coupe and raced some slacker with a go-cart.

by J2K_in_Denver October 18, 2008

deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019