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There are designers, then there are designsters; the ultimate designerati and opposite of designerrhea.
There are designers, then there are designsters; the ultimate designerati and opposite of designerrhea.
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Get the designsters mug.Unintelligent Design is the antithesis of, "Intelligent Design" theory.
UD is the affirmation that while a Supreme all knowing (Omniscient), all powerful (Omnipotent), ever present (Omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (Omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as homo sapiens (us), it fucked up big time!
It created us to be like itself, but stupid. So that we weren't like that Intelligent Designer at all. Then it cursed us as sinners, because the first Mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. And that pissed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because Omniscience likes to play dirty.
And then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. So that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
So once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they'd been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! Think of the fun! Think of the amount of Rubik's cubes laying around to be played with. Think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. If the designer fucked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.
Atheism, anyone!?
Ahwoman!
UD is the affirmation that while a Supreme all knowing (Omniscient), all powerful (Omnipotent), ever present (Omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (Omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as homo sapiens (us), it fucked up big time!
It created us to be like itself, but stupid. So that we weren't like that Intelligent Designer at all. Then it cursed us as sinners, because the first Mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. And that pissed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because Omniscience likes to play dirty.
And then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. So that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
So once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they'd been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! Think of the fun! Think of the amount of Rubik's cubes laying around to be played with. Think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. If the designer fucked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.
Atheism, anyone!?
Ahwoman!
"I'm a natural born sinner, by unintelligent design."
Salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.
God is god by unintelligent design
I think, therefore I beat the odds of unintelligent design.
Jesus saves me from reality, by design.
Salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.
God is god by unintelligent design
I think, therefore I beat the odds of unintelligent design.
Jesus saves me from reality, by design.
by Uber Duck September 10, 2010
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Place full of idiots, rippers, faggots who think theyre god like "Arson" (a fucking loser), and many more who suck the cock of the owner "Paris Holly".
by xtremet December 9, 2003
Get the Hot Boy Designz mug.(1)Any dog which is crossbred with another canine species with other crossbreeders BUT it does not includes dogs that are forcefully BRED IN A "PUPPY MILL" with other dog including inbreeding with the mother dog & any other dog from the same litter.
(2) a type of dog which was formally known as a "Mutt" or "Mongrel".
(2) a type of dog which was formally known as a "Mutt" or "Mongrel".
Me & my neighbor decided to go to the Designer Dog business by breeding her Poodle with my Cocker Spaniel.
by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009
Get the Designer dog mug.Small well-groomed dog carried as an accessory by equally well-groomed woman. May be carried in a handbag, pushed in a stroller or less frequently, on a rhinestone encrusted leash. Frequently seen in upscale shopping malls and clothing boutiques.
Can cause cries and gasps of "Soooo cute" from bypassers, retail store personnel and overly friendly salespersons, also usually female but occasionally gay or just trying to make a sale. The astute observer will note the dog's owner basking in the vicarious attention. These cries increase in strength and volume in direct proportion to the number of designer dogs carried, hence many women now sport multiple dogs.
Often dressed for the season or holiday in color-coordinated "cute" outfits and matching fur adornments such as bows. May also sport custom "fur cuts".
Occasionally high strung and nippy, but more often dull and unaware. Yet another way these dogs resemble their owners. Or is it the other way around?
Can cause cries and gasps of "Soooo cute" from bypassers, retail store personnel and overly friendly salespersons, also usually female but occasionally gay or just trying to make a sale. The astute observer will note the dog's owner basking in the vicarious attention. These cries increase in strength and volume in direct proportion to the number of designer dogs carried, hence many women now sport multiple dogs.
Often dressed for the season or holiday in color-coordinated "cute" outfits and matching fur adornments such as bows. May also sport custom "fur cuts".
Occasionally high strung and nippy, but more often dull and unaware. Yet another way these dogs resemble their owners. Or is it the other way around?
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
Get the designer dog mug.A metal core/electronicore band from Grand Rapids, MI founded in October of 2012.
They released their debut EP; "Only Time Will Tell" on May 31st 2013
After going through several member changes the current line-up is:
Nathan Eagle-Vocals
Devon Sargent-Bass/Vocals
Joel Baker-Guitar
Eli Ames-Guitar
Roman Tarchinski-Drums
They released their debut EP; "Only Time Will Tell" on May 31st 2013
After going through several member changes the current line-up is:
Nathan Eagle-Vocals
Devon Sargent-Bass/Vocals
Joel Baker-Guitar
Eli Ames-Guitar
Roman Tarchinski-Drums
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