Haydn Dever

Fat mong that stinks of cheese and his teeth look like wotsits goes round thinking he’s mad and pesters all the younger year following them usually a squeaky puff

You stink of Haydn Dever

by Horny nigga April 30, 2019

Go to Denver

To get high, cause denver is high as fuck

yo, lets go to denver!

by mandraque October 8, 2009

kent denver

The smaller version of cherry creek high school in which parents pay the school to ensure that their child will not fail.

Student to Teacher Ratio: around 12:1
Tuition: a lot
Personalities: no varieties just mock creekers
Location:across the street from the guy who determines snow days for Kent Denver

by Cindy Lou Whoe January 3, 2010

John Denver syndrome

John Denver syndrome is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to Sonny Bono disease, but with Muppets.

Did you hear that Winchester died of John Denver syndrome? He drank Bordeaux until his final breath.

by Eptin October 20, 2007

Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

by Sieffy October 30, 2016

Denver Dentures

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

by Grandma's Teeth March 30, 2009

Davern

Crazy party girl who is always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Has tons of friends because she travels all over the world. Will never turn down a good game of kickball or flip cup. If you want to have a guaranteed crazy night, hang out with this girl!!!

I had the best night of my life, I must have been hanging out with Davern.

by kickballer August 7, 2009