Dassember

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

by bumble dick November 25, 2020

Dosser

A person who doesn’t work and relies on other sources for cash.

She sits on her arse all day instead of working, what a dosser.

He spends all of his time at the pub and spends more time drinking than he does working, dosser!

by RachyMay January 11, 2021

Dosser

You know that dunscroft lad Ricky sears he is a dosser

Ricky sears is a dosser

by Helicopters are beaut January 13, 2021

Dosseróle

Daily Food choice of construction site dosser consisting of rustlers microwave cheese burger and monster/rockstar energy drink.

Look at that cunt hogging the microwave i bet he is heating up his dosseróle from all the hard graft he has done on his snap chat all day.......

by tupat January 16, 2021

Dessertiscide

When desserts, pastries, or any kind of cakes fall off the shelves inexplicably.

The cake fell off the shelf it must have committed dessertiscide.

by Dougsgrl76 March 17, 2021

Dosser

A Person who Tosses A Caber is called a "Tosser"
A Person who Tosses Dole or Social Security cheques on a post office counter is called a Dosser

Get out of bed you Dosser, it's 3pm and the post office shuts at 4...

by GreggsBaconRoll April 17, 2021

dessertspoonful

as much as a dessertspoon can hold: 2 fluid drams.

While hot put in a small lump of butter and a (dessertspoonful) can hold: 2 fluid drams of salt.

by churbanwords April 23, 2021