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Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
by BjLoh October 14, 2010
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shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.
'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'
by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012
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Fanny Dangler

The male version of a cock tease. A man who flirts and makes promises with a woman and then backs out at the last minute.
John said he was ready for phone sex then texted me at the last minute to say he was going out shopping instead. He’s a total fanny dangler.
by dingleberrysrus September 26, 2012
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middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.
He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags
by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015
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Bobby Dangler

Oh my god! Mike has the biggest Bobby Dangler I've ever seen!!
by kayeshaye January 8, 2009
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DANGLE BURRY

a dangle burry is a dry piece of shit that hangs on the end of the hairs around your bum hole.
when pulled off, it usally takes the hair with it
dammed dangle burrys
by christu October 1, 2006
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poon dangler

usually an insult, referring to a hanging tampon string from a woman's vagina.
by Poony McPoonster September 2, 2009
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