A man who will get under your skin at times and will really annoy you. But when you really need him, he still won't be there. Don't depend on them to get anything done and if they ever do anything right then that would be the biggest accomplishment of their life. Their relationship status will be bare and unspoken of most of the time but if they do get a certain someone in their life that they care about then they will never let them go and will brag about that person to everyone.
Dale
by 67ci February 21, 2019

by Lilwizardtruther May 24, 2016

by Dragon27vatoloco December 10, 2023

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

A human who absolutely loves KFC, and would do anything to eat it. He has great basketball skills, and has the tendency to injure himself like D Rose. He always roasts his friends and is too good at it. He especially like to bring up girls names that his friends are being shipped with or like.
Nathan: Bruh Dale why you gotta take my KFC?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
by ItsYeBoiiSkinnyPeniss April 19, 2018

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist
by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

A lovely borough in Montgomery county Pennsylvania (Lansdale for long) that is 28 miles away from North East Philadelphia. As a result of its location the Dale has a diverse spectrum of people. On the left side of the spectrum we have Philly hood rats that are really on some gang shit. On the right side of the spectrum we have rich white kids that claim to really be on some gang shit (but its painfully obvious that they actually aren't.) While a person born outside of the Dale might think that this cesspool of a community would never get along, once you take a dip into our community you’ll see that the Dales mesh of cultures doesn’t cause it to be self-destructive; but in a way it causes it to be harmonious. While we do have some hiccups in our community like random fights that seem to start for no reason, an excessive amount of people posting themselves doing drugs on snapchat, half of our population being thots (both male and female), and an increasing amount of people being fake depressed on social media for attention; I still have high hopes our current generation growing up in the Dale. All in all, no matter what your financial or ethnic background is you can always find yourself a place on the Dale spectrum and you know what they say; “if you can make it in the Dale, you can make it anywhere!”
Person #1: “Yooo check **** snapchat story, that one kid got knocked out at Parkside!”
Person #2: (shaking thier head) “Only in the Dale...”
Person #2: (shaking thier head) “Only in the Dale...”
by A Resident Of The Dale August 18, 2019
