The kindest of spirits one could ever hope to meet. . . Witty, charming, handsome, a true Christian. . .One that places all others before himself. He hurts a lot, prays a lot and hopes even more deeply. Truly amazing creature. . . The best friend/husband one could pray for. . . .
girl 1: "Damn, my spirit is broken, I'm so lost. . ."
girl 2 "Woman, you need to find yourself a Dale!"
girl 2 "Woman, you need to find yourself a Dale!"
by The MysteriousHousewife November 18, 2022
A human who absolutely loves KFC, and would do anything to eat it. He has great basketball skills, and has the tendency to injure himself like D Rose. He always roasts his friends and is too good at it. He especially like to bring up girls names that his friends are being shipped with or like.
Nathan: Bruh Dale why you gotta take my KFC?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
by ItsYeBoiiSkinnyPeniss November 06, 2017
Dale is the biggest flog you will ever meet. He is the most self serving self absorbed person you will ever come into contact with. He would shit on his on mother to save his own ass. If you ever come into contact with a Dale run!
by Old Mate 666 April 02, 2021
by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019
MYMANMYMANMYMAN OMGGGG HES SO FINE AND KIND I LITERALLY TEARED UP WHEN I SAW HIM OMG HES SO AHAHAJBRNFJSO HES LITERALLY MAJESTIC, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS I CANT EVEN EXPLAINNBB AND THE PINK HAIR?? OMG LITERALLY IM SUCH A FANGIRL FOR HIM IDC IF HES OLDER THAN ME.
by needingmulletgyu February 03, 2024
That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist
by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020
Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
by Stretched asshole March 05, 2024