iron curtain

The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.

Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!

by PPBM February 24, 2012

beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

by Jumpingrat December 9, 2008

rostbeef curtains

another word for vagina lips

roast beef curtains are dank

by rasta ry February 28, 2005

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

curtain call

the female version of tea bagging; when a female places her vagina, "meat curtain", on an unsuspecting sleeping victims face.

That party was awesome. I passed out and woke up to hear the girls yelling CURTAIN CALL. I'm never gonna wash this sweet smelling tang juice off my face.

by brockleerob October 3, 2008

flesh curtain

When a severly overweight person has layer of skin/fat that hangs/flaps down over their privates. Similar to a gunt but even more obese.

Bob tried to have sex with obese woman but he could not penetrate her flesh curtain.

by ChiTRS October 8, 2008