Crying while masterbating

The depressive state where your hunger for vagina overshadows your temporary sadness. This state often results in the victim masterbating over violent porn, using his own tears as lubricant as desperate howls of anguish escape his lips.

B.A. was crying while masterbating after someone paid out his altezza tail lights the other night.

by Anal ejaculator January 12, 2012

Crying over spilled milk

When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.

He: I'm already out
Her: It's no use crying over spilled milk

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

Baby Crying

Pussy scared ass loser nigga bitch that can't stop crying about something fucking stupid retarted with no reason

BadassDude: Meet me behind McDonalds i'll beat your ass
Jean L: I can't come today i'm not ready for the fight pls dont hurt me *crys*
BadassDude: Shut yo bitch scary baby crying lookin ass with yo ugly teeth lookin ass before i whoop your ass
Jean L: *Leaves the scene because he's scared*

by Rav00nSeesThis February 13, 2020

screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

by genius trinny April 20, 2022

Crying Game

Tucking your penis between your legs and having your girlfriend blow you from behind

You wouldn't believe it, I gave her a crying game last night. She love it.

by Meads8 July 17, 2014

The Crying Game

When you go on a management retreat and your CEO breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn't let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.

"Can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?"

or

"I wonder if this is going to be another episode of "the crying game" because his parents don't love him."

by TomT July 16, 2008

Crying

Crying. You came here to cry even more or to find another reason to cry about. I feel you. Follow me on insta @amanda.maceyyy and on tik tok @juss.manda

I am crying because I have barely any followers.

by givemetheduckcarl November 1, 2019