Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
by Mike Andrews October 21, 2003
when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.
i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.
by chaudron horn July 09, 2006
Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?
Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009
A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.
"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."
by sixshots April 28, 2020
1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.
2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter March 16, 2011
The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.
Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.
by dons2014 November 12, 2011