Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013

Crotch-Confidence

Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.

During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.

by Bee-Money May 8, 2013

crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."

by June Monsoon October 8, 2013

Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.

Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!

by The bigg papa March 25, 2016

crotch sauce

Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.

Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.

by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017

crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.

Hey bitch show me your Clontch.

by wind xd June 23, 2019