Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Crowned

To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.

“Bro, you got crowned again — £65 for 10ml of cooking oil?!”

by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025

Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

getting coned

To be sexually assaulted in the rear

Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis

by Stevez July 18, 2017

Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob

When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock

by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017

Kevin Cronads

Sodomizer of individuals who pose any level of threat

Remember that time DM fired? Boy was he given the Kevin Cronads...

by Mufgeefugger1 September 7, 2018

Chicken Coned

When you eat wings or other greasy fried food after drinking heavily and vomit so it forms a pile in the shape of a cone.

Dude, I totally chicken coned in my sleep last night.

by Amieace May 5, 2019