A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Ain't Crispy

Not Lit

From what I can see, it ain't crispy.

by Innerwoo August 5, 2016

Crispy Crouple

A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)

Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious

by Crisper’s HQ August 1, 2019

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles

Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night

by DrispY March 6, 2022

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011