by Bennisboy October 21, 2007
Get the Gash flow crisismug. The crisis every skank eventually goes through in their life. Usually happens between the ages of 15 and 20. Said skank will abruptly up and leave their hometown to live with a distant relative (i.e. twice-removed aunt, sister's ex-boyfriend, etc) and "find themselves". The location is usually an obscure small town in a southern state, such as Oklahoma, Kansas, or Georgia. Usually happens following some semi-dramatic event which a normal person would deal with and move on. Skanks, however, can not just "deal" with situations, and must "escape" to cause even more drama. These crises are usually short-lived, and the skank will almost ALWAYS return within a few weeks.
typical skank identity crisis
"I'm so sick of this drama and bullshit! I'm moving in with my stepdad's sister in Oklahoma to figure some shit out."
"I'm so sick of this drama and bullshit! I'm moving in with my stepdad's sister in Oklahoma to figure some shit out."
by LaLa* April 16, 2010
Get the skank identity crisismug. 1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.
2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
by Fearman September 7, 2007
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married
I'm having a quater life crisis!
by Seraph May 13, 2004
Get the quarter life crisismug. 1. Similar to a mid-life crisis, but in your 20's; average life expectancy is around 80, so a quarter of the way through is 20.
The term appeared in the song "Why Georgia" by John Mayer.
The term appeared in the song "Why Georgia" by John Mayer.
by progamer124 May 12, 2004
Get the quarter life crisismug. Mid-adolescence crisis (noun) : A sudden urge around the age of 15 to relive your childhood. Mild cases consist of desiring to watch all classic movies from your childhood, while moderate cases include TV shows and rereading classic books. Severe cases include large purchases of classic stuffed animals, t-shirts, and various other memorabilia. Other symptoms include constantly moaning "The stuff you watch is crap!"
to younger generations, scolding children when they don't recognize a certain TV show, or quoting along to above mentioned movies/TV shows.
to younger generations, scolding children when they don't recognize a certain TV show, or quoting along to above mentioned movies/TV shows.
Josh: I just really want to watch all the classic Disney movies!
Alexandria: I bought a whole bunch of Winnie the Pooh merch!
Tanya: I watched all the classic 90s Nickelodeon cartoons last night!
Darren: You are all clearly experiencing a group mid-adolescence crisis.
Alexandria: I bought a whole bunch of Winnie the Pooh merch!
Tanya: I watched all the classic 90s Nickelodeon cartoons last night!
Darren: You are all clearly experiencing a group mid-adolescence crisis.
by ramonaflowers7 September 27, 2011
Get the mid-adolescence crisismug. C.O.I.E : Crisis On Infinite Earths
When a crisis on Infinite earths occurs, it basically means that everything, and I mean everthing, is going to blow up. Not one living organism can overcome a COIE.
This word must be said with a high pitched, half ethiopian, half mexican, English accent. Another prerogative is that if one is to mention the happening of a crisis on infinite earths, the sentence must be repeated endlessly.
When a crisis on Infinite earths occurs, it basically means that everything, and I mean everthing, is going to blow up. Not one living organism can overcome a COIE.
This word must be said with a high pitched, half ethiopian, half mexican, English accent. Another prerogative is that if one is to mention the happening of a crisis on infinite earths, the sentence must be repeated endlessly.
by French Funk Monkey June 29, 2010
Get the Crisis On Infinite Earthsmug.