Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1
Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”
Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”
Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”
Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”
Example 2
“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”
Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”
Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”
Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”
Example 2
“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.
by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Do we have more shampoo,,yeah it's next to the box of pussy crayons .can you get some pussy crayons for me at Walgreens
by turtle the foul January 25, 2025

A plastic-looking, twig-bitch, white girl with neon-bright dyed hair.
by hotdogdaddy December 15, 2016
