male crack

two guys doing cocaine on each others ass crack

yo Aca$h and E-pill were so drunk at the party they did male crack.

by *_** August 3, 2010

crack a rat

A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."

Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?

Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!

by JLG September 8, 2003

amish crack

Amazing donuts from the Rise N Roll bakery in Middleberry Indiana

I really want some Amish Crack for breakfast

by Biceps McLongDong March 30, 2016

cracked at fortnite

This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh

POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh

by Bruh Killarney December 2, 2020

fanfic crack

A story plot, idea, or character pairing that is so insane or stupid that it could only make sense while on drugs.

SUMMERY: The whole Harry Potter gang are strippers in a New York club! Ron/Hagrid. Harry/Bellatrix LeStrange. Crack plot, crack pairings.

"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."

by AliceInCyberLand July 2, 2008

Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.

"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."

by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009

Cracked

Lester at fortnite

Lester is the most cracked person in the world.

by GamingEnd January 21, 2020