cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch

I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch

by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021

Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting

“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.

by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

Cooch scoop

Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.

Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"

Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."

Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."

by Sarathos October 22, 2010

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

cooch wedge

A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.

“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said

by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017