Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016

tramps condom

An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.

Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"

by Magicrobot November 26, 2015

friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013

Condom Ball

A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.

That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?

by Yo Blood July 2, 2010

Condom Fail

Jake paul

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail

by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014