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Car con

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.
"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."
by walkin-dead November 18, 2011
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Conned Cherries

pronounced (cohn'd Sheh-rays) with an dignified accent.

1.This phrase is used ambiguously to defer subject of conversation or as an answer a prodding question. the user of this word says "conned cherries" with confidence so that the other person or persons feels an expectation to know what the user means and ends up dumfounded. This technique works becuase it forms a language barrier to divert conflict from yourself. Answering no,no and yes, yes and using very bad english aids to the potency of the conned cherries.
2. can also be used as a code word between conspirators.
1. "Why did you go against protocol?"
"Why Conned Cheries, of course."
"Canned Cherries?? Like the food??"
"No, no CONNED Cherries... you know, conned?"
"Are you saying you were conned into it? Was it Lowski! That rat! I knew he was up to something!"
"Yes, yes."
by randomglowstick November 23, 2015
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con flamment

A phrase that describes frustration, most commonly used by rednecks or folks of backwoods descent.
"That con flamment horse is good fer nothin"
by kenterky May 24, 2013
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spi-con

Spit on is when someone is really, I mean really addicted to something. So addicted that they cannot go a day without they do/use it.
-Spark is really addicted to D&D..

-Yeah he's a spi-con.
by Spirit's revenge June 23, 2022
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Joy-cons

The name for the Nintendo switch controllers.
Guy 1:”man the joy-cons are really tiny!”
Guy 2:*Laughs in small hands*
by Hector_833 July 6, 2020
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Con Seeker

Someone who takes an idea, event, or something someone says and chooses to only express the negatives or their disagreements to that subject. It’s almost as if they go about their life trying to find the bad in every situation, and refuses to acknowledge any good parts. Con seekers tend to be excessively stubborn and opinionated. Those traits assist being a con seeker, due to the person being unwilling to consider anything being anything besides negative or bad.
Person 1: “They really spent all summer renovating our school top to bottom, I love it. What do you think?”

Person 2: “The new wall murals look dumb.”

Person 1: “Don’t be such a con seeker bro. We finally have a brand new track, gym, and cafeteria.”
by Blonde and Channel Orange February 11, 2021
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Mon The Con

An expression given to an individual who on the surface, seems nice/normal. This isn’t the case however... Over time you’ll begin to notice a shift in their personality. They’ve create a false persona to smokescreen their true, evil intentions.

This term is used to describe someone who shrouds themselves in their own lies, in order to fool people into believing that they’re someone that they’re not.

Con Artists! (Kinda)
Sterry:

I’ve known Ben for a long time now, but recently his true colours have really started to show. He’s now super creepy and gross. He wasn’t like this before.

Elwood:

Sounds like a classic case of

Mon The Con dude!
by Elwoodddddddddddddd June 22, 2021
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